There was a little man

Who wooed a little maid;

And he said; ?Little maid, will you wed, wed, wed?

I have little more to say


So will you ay or nay?

For the least said is soonest men-ded, ded, ded.?

Then the little maid replied:

?Should I be your little bride


Pray what must we have for to eat, eat, eat?

Will the flame that you?re so rich in

Light a fire in the kitchen?

Or the little God of Love turn the spit, spit, spit??