Thingumajigs

Eat toads and snails.

And pick their teeth

With their fingernails.


They slurp their soup,

They rock their chairs,

And they eat their dinner

In their underwear.


Thingumajigs sulk

And Thingumajigs say,

"If I won't win

Then I won't play."


They don't clean up

And they don't do chores,

But they're very good

At slamming doors.